How to escape from a bad party

Have you ever been bored out of your mind at a party and feel like you just don't belong in it? Did you want to escape from it but you want to avoid of being called "lame"? The following instructions could help you out!

FAKE AN EMERGENCY
1. Excuse yourself from the crowd
 Tell your friends that you have to use the restroom. Bring your cell phone with you. You should have your own cell phone. If you don't have one, then I'm sorry, you're are really just "lame."

2. Call or text your friends or relatives for help
Explain your situation to them. Ask them to pretend that there has been an emergency. Texting is a better option because nobody could eavesdropping on you. Here is an effective way: Ask somebody to call and yell at you over the phone. Tell your friends that it's your parents who have gone crazy and want you to come home. Trust me, nobody wants to mess with crazy parents. If they are your true friends, they would not want to get you into trouble.

3. Leave quickly
Get out of their as soon as possible, especially if you're a terrible liar, before they realize that it was just an excuse.


FAKE SICKNESS
1. Show sick body languages
Make a stinky and uncomfortable face. Fold your body up a bit and put your hands in your stomach if you want to fake a stomach ache. Rub your temples in a circular portion to demonstrate that you have a migraine. If all fail, rub the anterior portion of your neck for the sign of wanting to vomit.

2. Excuse yourself from the crowd
Go to the bathroom and wash your hands. Choose a clean toilet stall and face the toilet bowl. Put the spoon or your finger inside your mouth and place it deep down your tongue. Try to throw up by thinking of something gross such as your ex's face, or imagine the toilet bowl in front of you is full of feces. Wipe out the disgusting residue on you mouth, wash your hands and return to the crowd.

3. Leave quickly
Leave quickly before you actually get sick of boredom. Up until then, I'm sure you're not welcomed to be at the party anymore. Nobody wants you to transmit your germs to them or ruin the party by throwing up everywhere.

WORD OF ADVICE
     If all of the above method fail, just walk out and leave! Be yourself! Don't get scared for being called "lame." You're probably too cool for them anyway! Next time, before you accept any invitation to the party, make sure to ask briefly about what would be at the party, and the people at the party are as cool as you. Good luck!